Posts tagged “Omegle

I swear, teenage girls only go on Omegle to mess with guys. Well. I just got a reality check.

I just… what? YOU COULD’VE JUST GONE A/S/L SO I COULD’VE DISCONNECTED STRAIGHT AWAY.








So, I went on Omegle hoping to speak German…

Don’t ask.

But I finally got someone who said hallo!

I got excited.

Then this happened.

So I did some sexy editing.

Are you not proud of me?

Anyway. The point is I didn’t get a chance to speak Germ.

Absolute.

Fail.

Who uses Omegle to practice a second language anyway?

It’s used for horny men.

And spam.

fuckyeahvoldemort.wordpress.com

Fucking with websitessince September 17th 2010.



I was like. Whut. Ok… *disconnect*

At least the person wasn’t a paedophile. I hope.

Now I’m afraid to start a new conversation.

Yup. Walk away…



INSEXTION SUPER POST.

Ok, I compiled some of my favourite pictures, and HERE WE HAVE IT.

WARNING: This is one hell of a post. The uber-sexiness of it may just kill you. I’m quite proud to have finally compiled these pictures. I LOVE IT. AND IT IS MY BABY. SO. ENJOY INCEPTION LOVERS <3

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^ I understood it all. Just to clear this up. 8D

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-dies of sexiness-


I so read that in an Italian accent.



Tis the best way to deal with internet perverts.



Lying On Omegle

You: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 18 m london

Stranger: u

You: 42 gay male.

Stranger: u like younger men?

You: yes.

Stranger: cock pictures?

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Rick Roll’d On Omegle?!


Win.


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